For your reading enjoyment, some random lines taken out of context from a surreal day:
Are patrons allowed to challenge the bulletin board?
All the public computers have stopped working except [the four that haven’t been working].
I think we’re stretching the rubber band jokes a little too far.
One time I glued plastic eyes to a raccoon skull.
Why does the record for Oprah Book #62 say it’s written by not available?
The radio station will be doing a 2 hour live feed during the Rock Band Night.